Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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your mom is so fat.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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boo

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Penis chickens

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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