Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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so...um, yeah

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

mark is religion

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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