- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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