- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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