I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

why do asprins work? Because they're white

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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