- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

. . I am a whale

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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