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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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