knock, knock whos there child molestor

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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