What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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i killed my family

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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