- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Abortion.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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