What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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