- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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