how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

can you pass the soap?

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

My Butthole.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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