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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

mikey is cute

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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