- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

your face is kinda funny

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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