- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Alright then, call me sometime then.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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