- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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