oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Amazing

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

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