- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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