- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Cows are land manatees.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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