- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Stealth baseballs record

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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