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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Joesph Triphook.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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