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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Bitch

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Anti Joke

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