- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is life? Paul.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

dyslexic's Untie

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

National security?

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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