Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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