- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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