- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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