wanna here a good joke? me too.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Vagina cream... end of story

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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