Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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