Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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