- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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