knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Anti Joke

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