- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Women's rights.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's white and gluey Glue

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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