What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Jack Stevens

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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