What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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