How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Gingers.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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