- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Men

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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