Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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