What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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