Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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SUCK MY NUTS

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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