- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

i like it in the mouth

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

my egg roll

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Woman's Rights

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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