What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

A dog was barking at a tree

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Chris Bosh's neck

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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