- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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