- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Japan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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