- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

c-? men, C-men

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Guess who is violent. Osama

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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