- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

woman..parallel parking

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