knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

i lyk 2 eet pup

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

eden stop

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

whats black and strange a paki

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Morning wood.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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