- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago