- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

This isn't funny.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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