Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Jellybeans

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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